Welcome to C3JJ: [Spazz] Jaejoong drawing collection

Ladies and Gentlemen, you are here to witness the grand display of masterpieces by the most amazing and the cutest artist of all time! Let’s give it up for our one and only, Kim Jaejoong!

“holds up sign saying “audience claps”*

To start off, we have the amazing cow which waves “hi” instead of saying “moo”~

Next up is Jaejoong’s Mona Lisa!
Uh… Joongie babe, I thought the original had her mouth closed…??
Or are you trying to make her resemble you? We all know your amazing tongue seduction!

Well now, for all of you ladies and gentlemen that wish for a chance to court our wonderful Kim Jaejoong, the next masterpiece shows you exactly what he is looking for!

Why yes, beautiful hands are all he is asking for

YH: Even if you have beautiful hands, he is still mine!

For his next piece, the big beautiful eyes like his own…

We were lucky enough to invite the most renowned art critics of all time, let us welcome Park Yoochun and Lord Voldamin Shim Changmin.

*holds up sign saying “Audience claps and bows down to the lord“*

Now, let’s hear what our expert, the wonderful Park Yoochun has to say. “Tell us now, is Jaejoong’s masterpiece good?”

Yoochun: Yes, really good”

Good good! What an amazing comment given by the art critic Park Yoochun.

So now let’s move on hear what the genius Lord Voldamin Changmin has to say.

Changmin: Um… It’s okay

This is another great comment considering its coming from the most strict critic Changmin.

Once again, let’s hear it for our well-loved artist Jaejoong!!

“holds up sign saying “audience cheers”*

Changmin: If I don’t want to starve, I couldn’t possibly say anything bad

Jaejoong: Not bad

For the most exciting part of our program today, we have been able to invite our amazing artist himself.

Let us give a big welcome to our talented artist, Kim Jaejoong!!

*holds up sign saying “audience claps”*

So Jaejoong, we would like for you be able to show off your amazing artistic talents on stage live for your devoted loving fans.

*A fan in a distance screams “I LOVE YOU JAEJOONG!”* Yunho sends a glare in that direction

To save some time, since our handsome artist is very busy, we would like keep it simple and ask you to draw us some pictures of the beautiful sun!

Oh my god SUN! The sun has a face!!

Tell me Jaejoong… Have you been watching Teletubbies excluding Teletubbie!Ho from Vacation lately?

Awe Jae, is the sun shy (hiding behind the clouds) like you (hiding behind your drawing)??

The sun is still hiding…

… still hiding?? Um…

Well now, I have to say, these amazing artworks are the best I’ve ever seen!

Jaejoong thinks: I’m such a good artist… maybe I should become a designer?

Jaejoong: I made this T-shirt

Now we have come to the end of our program. For the last part, our artist would like for you, our audience, to tell us what exactly do YOU see in his drawings.

Here we go:

Artwork #1